Global Warning Warning
With all the warnings about the dangers
of Global Warming, maybe we should look
for just a brief moment at some of its advantages:
*What's wrong with New Jersey turning
into Florida. It would save New Yorkers
millions of dollars in moving/traveling
*It gives liberal teachers that can't teach
the Three R's opportunity to keep their
jobs filling first graders with horror stories.
*It teaches us that facts don't matter when
arguing your cause - just see what happens
when you say that somewhere is having the
worst winner ever to a dedicated G.W. Believer!
*It's given the world an opportunity for a new
religion with Algore as the founder & high priest.
However, I read one story recently that has
caused several sleepless nights for me, loss
of appetite and night sweats. If G.W. continues,
sharks will soon be swimming under the Polar
Cap at the North Pole. I have never considered
the terror of G.W. until I read that story. I may
well never sleep well again.
Personal Factoid: Coached Swimming for 4 summers.